Spread some of this goodness on your next sandwich. It’s fucking delicious. And it lets you double up on your protein sources and cut down on the fat. Shit, don’t limit yourself to just sammies. This is a choice dip so grab some carrots and cucumbers. Afternoon snack: FUCKING DONE.
SUNDRIED TOMATO SPREAD
¼ cup of sundried tomatoes (don’t buy that shit that comes packed in oil. They are way more expensive. Find the kind that look like dried fruit. They will be near the olives or the canned tomatoes in the grocery store)
1 cup warm water
¼ cup chopped white or yellow onion
1 ½ cups or 1 15 ounce can of cannellini beans (any kind of white bean works, like navy or great northern beans. You just want a creamy kind of bean)
1 clove of garlic
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 tablespoon lemon juice
2 teaspoons red wine vinegar
½ teaspoon tamari or soy sauce
½ teaspoon dried basil
½ teaspoon dried oregano
Put the sundried tomatoes in a small bowl and cover them with the warm water for 15 minutes.
While the tomatoes soak, cook the onions in a small pan with a little bit of olive oil until they begin to look brown and smell awesome, like 5-8 minutes. Take the tomatoes out of the water and chop them up into pieces but save the water they were soaking in; no need to waste shit. Chop up the garlic into little pieces. Put the beans, sundried tomatoes, onions, and 2 tablespoons of the water from the tomatoes in a food processor and chop that shit up real small. Add the rest of the ingredients and blend it all together until it starts to look creamy. Add more of the soaking water if it looks a little dry. It’s cool if there are still some bigger tomato bits hanging around, just call that shit “rustic”. Add more spices if you think it needs it and serve that fucker up.
This will last a week in the fridge if you are good at keeping delicious secrets from your roommates.
Happy Birthday, GK Chesterton; a man who did not so much have trouble turning a phrase as he did turning one down.
YOU GUYS IT’S MUTTERSHANKS’ BIRTHDAY!
SHE IS SUPER COOL!
ONE TIME WE DRESSED AS HOT DOGS IN A TARGET
AND ANOTHER TIME WE MET TOMMY WISEAU
AND YET ANOTHER TIME WE HEARD THE WILD YELP OF GARY BUSEY
AND YET ANOTHER TIME WE SAW CRISPIN GLOVER’S LIVE SHOW
IN CONCLUSION
YAAAAY MUTTERSHANKS!
I’ve had margaritas with muttershanks and amonsteraday, and can confirm muttershanks is a pretty great lady. Happy Birthday!
*crying tears of jealousy*
^^^^
i wonder what its like to have money
[internally screaming]
Reblogging so I can find this later
(Source: tearun)
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
give up wine
ha
haha
hahaha
yeah not happening.
give up salad?
but i just started enjoying a good salad this suuuuuuuuucksI’m going to give up running that’s ok I guess
give up singing
Take up fast food. Accurate.
Take up napping. Yes!
Give up swearing…. NOT IN A BILLION YEARS!
Take up running
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Take up lying.
I’m going to take up lying guys.
But wait.
What if I’m lying right now?
What if I’m NOT going to take up lying?
You’ll never know.
Give up fast food.
Um, I don’t eat it anyway.
Take Up Drinking.
Welp, I guess I’m becoming Grantaire then?
Give Up Tidying.
DONE AND DONE.
Mine: Give up fast food
My husband’s: Take up fast food
I win!
(Source: goblinfruit)
As you proceed through the fandom
Liking what’s good and what’s right,
Please hold to heart and remember:
That THE MARTELLS ARE NOT WHITE.The Lannisters pay back what’s owing,
The Starks know that winter has bite,
House Greyjoy has no use for sowing,
And THE MARTELLS ARE NOT WHITE.It’s not meant to cause such dissension,
I don’t want to snipe and to fight,
We just ask for some small comprehension:
THAT THE MARTELLS ARE NOT WHITE.
Charles Dance dramatically reads 50 Shades of Grey.
You’re welcome dear followers
(Source: light-cream-cheese)
merry christmas!!!
scorpion and venus flytrap christmas lights
GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE
Happy Holidays, folks!
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